If it’s not Kim Jong-un, then how the fuck could any sane American have drafted such an idiocy?
MOTOROLA TERMS OF SALE
So, you want to buy one of our phones? Great! We love having you as a customer. And we certainly want you to be happy. That’s why we’re telling you what you can and can’t expect in the transaction. We don’t like unpleasant surprises any more than you do. These Terms apply between you and Motorola Mobility LLC. (“Motorola”) when you buy devices or accessories from this site (“Device”). [...]
PURCHASE/PAYMENT TERMS: SHOW US THE MONEY!
You’re not a store. You’re buying this phone for yourself or to give as a gift. We can’t let you resell it, and we take that very seriously.
Make sure you use a valid major credit and debit cards. [...]
It’s obviously in the spirit of freedom and democracy not to let the customer do whatever he or she fucking wishes with a bought device!